friend: how are things
me: please don’t make me think about my life
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Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.
me: *flirts w/ someone*
them: *flirts back*
me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………
aren’t people who get married
embarrassed at their wedding? i would be so embarrassed at everyone looking at
me and listening to me talk about how much i love the other person. i’m gonna
turn to them and say why don’t you all mind your own business
*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband”
Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate
the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep
